
And he did. The air flowed beneath his arms, under his whole body, lifting him up and up. He was flying just as he'd always known he could. Now he moved his arms in the sweeping motion he'd practiced so often in his dreams. He flipped onto his back, executing a back stroke, and felt the morning sun on his face.The sky, as usual, was a deep electric blue, an enormous living canopy that hummed with power. Flipping over again and facing down, he soared lower and lower until he could examine, at close range, the easy progress of the copper river wending its indolent way to the Gulf.
Rodney's eyes, alert and avian, took in the, darting movements of rock squirrels, the staccato dance of dragonflies, the black and white hairy woodpecker with a red dot on its head drilling into a snag for insects, the red-tailed hawk still on the lookout for prey, and the ubiquitous ravens croaking incantations in the cottonwood trees.

"Wheeee.." he exclaimed now aiming skyward. Despite his exertions, he wasn't the least bit winded the way he always was in PE class when they had to run in circles around the periphery of the gym. He became aware of a small bloating sensation in the lower part of his body. He farted and his body lunged forward making him giggle so hard he began doing involuntary lopsided somersaults right there in the air,
He tried farting again but apparently he was all out of gas.
Then, quite suddenly, the sun was captured by an immense cumulus cloud big as a giant's fist with enormous dark knuckles. An icy gust of wind slammed into Rodney's body knocking him backward onto something solid and hard.
"No offense, Cindy, but that kid of yours belongs in the loony bin," a gruff, masculine voice said.

LOL now THIS was a fun short story! and just adore the picture of the child here!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
DeleteYou said this quite well. Very entertaining :)
ReplyDeletePerfect imagery and I really loved the ending!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the ending works for you. I wasn't sure about it after I'd written it but couldn't really come up with a better one.
DeleteIf farting could make one fly, I know a lot of people who'd be floating all the time. Funny story.
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LOL. There are times when I'd probably be one of them.
Deletereally liked this one B! :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it reminds you of someone.
DeleteI love this! My adorable Roomy would never touch ground if only farts were jet fuel! LOL
ReplyDeleteGreat ending, no need to second guess yourself, it's spot on!